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# What lawyers do?

ЁЯМ┤Compilation of words which Lawyers use (which makes them a class apart):*

1. Lawyers don't "correct" pleadings - They amend them.

2. Lawyers don't merely "think" - They opine.

3. Lawyers don't "outline" remedies or issues - They adumbrate them.

4. Lawyers don't "suggest" to court - They submit.

5. Lawyers don't "lie" - They misguide the audience

6. Lawyers don't "support" with evidence - They corroborate it.

7. Lawyers don't "show" in court - They demonstrate.

8. Lawyers don't "say" anything - They aver.

9. Lawyers don't "disagree with a fact" - They contend it.

10. Lawyers don't "finish submitting" - They rest their case.

11. Lawyers don't use the word "understand" - They use "construe".

12. Lawyers don't "agree with other people's opinions"  - They concur with them.

13. Lawyers don't "investigate" - They probe.

14. Lawyers don't "disagree with other people's opinions" - They dissent from them.

15. Lawyers don't "ask for permission" - They seek leave.

16. Lawyers don't "fall sick" - They get indisposed.

17. Lawyers don't "ask court" - They pray.

18. Lawyers don't "increase" anything - They "augment" it.

19. Lawyers don't ask court to  "postpone cases" - They ask it to adjourn them.

20. Lawyers don't "find solutions" - They seek remedies.

21. Lawyers "know" everything; what you think they don't know is "what they have not addressed their minds to".

22. Lawyers don't "go on" - They proceed.

23. Lawyers don't "refuse" - They object. 

24. Lawyers don't "ask court to take a step" - They move it.

25. Lawyers don't "leave an issue" - They abandon it.

26. Lawyers are not "wordy" - They articulate their point.

27. Lawyers don't "find solutions" - They resolve issues.

28. Lawyers call themselves lawyers among "lay men"(all other professions and non professionals) - They call themselves "Learned Friends" when they are addressing themselves.

29. Lawyers don't "disagree" with each other - They just differ.

30. Lawyers don't "seek help" from court - They seek redress.

31. Lawyers don't "speak" in court - They address court.

32. Lawyers don't "agree" to what someone has said - They associate themselves with it.

33. Lawyers don't say something is "irrelevant or useless" - They say it is immaterial.

34. Lawyers don't "arrive" in court - They enter appearance.

35. Lawyers don't "go" to a judge - They appear before him or her.

36. Lawyers don't "die" - They relocate to God's domicile !

37. Lawyers don't get "late" - They delay.

38. Lawyers don't "disagree" with somebody's opinion - They dissociate themselves from it.

39. Lawyers don't "stand in for" anyone - They hold brief for them.

40. Lawyers don't ask court to "force" - They ask it to compel.

41. Lawyers don't say something is "the same"; - They say it is parimateria.

42. Lawyers don't say someone is "responsible" - They say he/she is liable.

43. Lawyers don't "explain" what the have said - They substantiate it.

44. Lawyers don't "tell lies" - They amend the facts.

45. Lawyers don't "lie" - They misrepresent.

(Source of Information -  Global Network of Indian Lawyers, shared by Vishnu)

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